I see so many motivational quotes on Twitter, I thought I would take a moment to share a few of my favorites:

1. How will you know the depths of your ineptitude until you try something you’re unsure of?
2. If you fail to plan, you’ll have a lot more time to do the actual work.
3. I have never failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. Don’t you wish you could screw up 10,000 times before you got fired? You’re not Thomas Effing Edison, pal.
4. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for life. Teach a man how to exploit disadvantaged workers in the third world, build a multinational seafood empire and feed his family for generations.
5. Some see the future with anxiety, some with hope, and still others as the inevitable approach of the apocalypse replete with biblical plagues, pestilence and alien invasion.

I hope I’ve helped brighten your day if only a bit.